One of the hardest things that I had to do before I moved to Australia was leave my cat. Yes, I am a gigantic pussy. Yes, I am under homo suspicion etc. I don’t care. I loved him and he was my buddy. I entered into cat ownership with a bit of trepidation. My girlfriend who I [...]
In a month’s time I will be officially douching myself from “the Whale’s Vagina”. There is no other way to say it. Actually, there is another way to say it, in a month I will no longer call San Diego home. I have been living here for over 7 years and leaving a place that [...]
Do Boobs + Football + ?????? = Profit? That’s what I wanted to find out last weekend when was invited to go to a game for San Diego’s local Lingerie Football League team, “The Seduction”, and what a glorious spectacle it was. I had no idea what to expect, would it be a group of [...]
I walked out of my apartment today and I was greeted with the normal cavalcade of hobos doing their various hobo things when I looked in a vacant store window and saw this: Wet Willies: coming soon. Fuck. Me. This “bar” is in the same building as my apartment and although it is not directly [...]
I have been on many dates in my life. Some good, some bad and some in between. There is one night that is the current and probably will forever be the reigning champ for worst first date I have ever been on. It all started innocently enough after I met this chick at the bar [...]
I have been living in downtown San Diego for about 2 months now and it has been everything I thought it would be and more. I have seen more interesting things is the short time I have lived in my new place than the 4 years I had lived at my old pad in a [...]
My move is basically over… sweet baby jesus, my move is OVER! It has been a few days of aggravation but I have moved 99% of my crap over to the new pad and I just need to add a few little things and I will be all set at my new pad downtown. For [...]
I love road trips. They are all about doing many of the things that I love – bullshitting with friends, listening to music and napping. I have been on many in my lifetime, some with family others with friends and even a few animals mixed in. Each one has its own feel and there is [...]
There is nothing I like better than going to check out some bands play. Some people prefer tailgating, going out dancing or sitting at home on the couch watching Three’s Company reruns on a Tuesday afternoon to get their “drink on” but, for me, concerts are the best all around drinking pastimes. The people watching [...]