Even though I am a self proclaimed sloth I have had at least a part time job since I was 15. Anything that I am doing for money will eventually become (at least sometimes) something that I inherently dislike. Even if I was the oil-boy for the Tropicana Girls Bikini Team the alarm would go [...]
Birthdays are interesting rituals. It is supposed to be a special day but in reality it doesn’t make much sense why we put such an emphasis on that day. I have always thought that is was funny that we celebrate our emergence from our mother’s vagina. I guess it is something that everyone has in [...]
There will be no post on Friday (I know, put away the razor blades and drain the luke-warm water from the tub, I will be back on Monday) because I will be traveling back to my Alma Mater to hang out with some friends. I have not been back in a few years and I didn’t think I [...]
In my estimation all women are crazy and all men are bastards. Don’t ask me how it works - I think It has something to do with Testosterone, Etstrogen or maybe Chlorophyll. No matter how hard a guy tries there is always a percentage of him that at his core is an asshole and craziness just comes naturally to women [...]
Sooo… I have been conducting a little experiment with myself for the past few weeks. I took my Dad up on a $100 bet and agreed to lay off the sauce for 30 days. I have about a week left and my sobriety has ranged from a non-issue to a night-ruiner and everywhere in between. I have not written a lab [...]
For this edition of Top Nine Friday I wanted to examine a television show that has been close to my heart ever since I was just a youngster playing with GI Joe and avoiding getting my ass beat by my older brothers. That show is M.A.S.H… just kidding, I hate that fucking show. Just hearing [...]