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My hobos are getting Wet Willie’d!

I walked out of my apartment today and I was greeted with the normal cavalcade of hobos doing their various hobo things when I looked in a vacant store window and saw this: Wet Willies: coming soon.  Fuck. Me.  This “bar” is in the same building as my apartment and although it is not directly [...]

Working Late

I am sitting here on the last day of the quarter waiting for an order to book so I can have a respectable commission paycheck next month – ahhhhhh, the joys of sales.  It got me thinking a bit about my job and the rest of the jobs that fill out the corporate roster.  From [...]

Douche-mas has come early this year!

MTV really upped the douchebag ante with their newest reality show, Jersey Shore.  Apparently a producer over at MTV decided that The Real World was just not trashy enough so they looked deep into the armpit of America and found a bunch of self proclaimed “Guidos” and “Guidettes” to live together for a few weeks [...]