I came into work today and one of my co-workers dropped a bomb on me. He said he fucked my Mother. Just kidding! – that did actually (maybe) happen to Lebron James right before game 4 of the Eastern Conference Semi-finals. Allegedly Delonte West, one of Lebron’s teammates, has been “driving the lane” on Lebron’s [...]
Note: This is a continuation from a previous post about various road trip experiences I have had – if you have not read it you can catch up here. Ontario – “Wait… was that a sign for New York?” Sophomore year in college I organized a winter formal in Toronto, Ontario. The main reason was [...]
After college I thought that things were going to be different with my life… I was heading into the “REAL” world. I was merging into the career fast lane filled with focused intelligent professionals who would stop at nothing to get the job done. Its not. Post college work is more like being in the [...]
Even though I am a self proclaimed sloth I have had at least a part time job since I was 15. Anything that I am doing for money will eventually become (at least sometimes) something that I inherently dislike. Even if I was the oil-boy for the Tropicana Girls Bikini Team the alarm would go [...]
My laziness is infinite. It is like the universe or a fat chick’s FUPA… always expanding and threatening to envelop everything. Some people manipulate situations so they get their way or gain power in a relationship… not me. I manipulate things so I can sit on the couch longer, avoid work or get someone else [...]
There will be no post on Friday (I know, put away the razor blades and drain the luke-warm water from the tub, I will be back on Monday) because I will be traveling back to my Alma Mater to hang out with some friends. I have not been back in a few years and I didn’t think I [...]
Sooo… I have been conducting a little experiment with myself for the past few weeks. I took my Dad up on a $100 bet and agreed to lay off the sauce for 30 days. I have about a week left and my sobriety has ranged from a non-issue to a night-ruiner and everywhere in between. I have not written a lab [...]