Even though I am a self proclaimed sloth I have had at least a part time job since I was 15. Anything that I am doing for money will eventually become (at least sometimes) something that I inherently dislike. Even if I was the oil-boy for the Tropicana Girls Bikini Team the alarm would go [...]
My laziness is infinite. It is like the universe or a fat chick’s FUPA… always expanding and threatening to envelop everything. Some people manipulate situations so they get their way or gain power in a relationship… not me. I manipulate things so I can sit on the couch longer, avoid work or get someone else [...]
As a person gets older a perception that has been generating over the course of a lifetime takes hold and things become far less dynamic over time. As a child a person is constantly in flux and their perception changes at a rapid pace. Events and experiences major and minor can completely change someone’s view [...]
For this edition of Top Nine Friday I wanted to examine a television show that has been close to my heart ever since I was just a youngster playing with GI Joe and avoiding getting my ass beat by my older brothers. That show is M.A.S.H… just kidding, I hate that fucking show. Just hearing [...]