Bro - 4:15 PM: Has the eagle landed? Mr. UP – 4:26 PM: Not yet, tonight Bro – 5:38: Take care of them – Mom needs a nap mid afternoon and Dad needs red wine of beer before dinner Bro – 7:32: Have you received the “package” Mr. UP – 7:42: Full effect With those texts the [...]
Politics Politicians should have to wear stickers or buttons denoting their largest campaign contributors. I would prefer to have lobbying completely abolished, but I am not naive enough to think that would ever happen. Having a politician covered in logos as if he were a NASCAR driver would at least help people cut through the bullshit far [...]
I have always been into sports and moving to Sydney has given me a unique opportunity to expand my horizons into some more exotic pastimes that don’t get covered in the US. I have seen cricket a few times at the bar and tried on several occasions to watch for longer than a few minutes. It is pretty much [...]
In a month’s time I will be officially douching myself from “the Whale’s Vagina”. There is no other way to say it. Actually, there is another way to say it, in a month I will no longer call San Diego home. I have been living here for over 7 years and leaving a place that [...]
So, I have been away for a while. Don’t hate me. I have my reasons. Just pretend like I am your deadbeat Dad sending you a shoddy birthday gift 2 months late. Feel free to be happy I care about you but determined to become a slut in 10 years to repay me for my [...]