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		<title>Comment on The Rise of T-Dub by Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; My dreams of T-Dub died today&#8230; - I told you so&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2009/12/16/the-rise-of-t-dub/comment-page-1/#comment-138</link>
		<dc:creator>Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; My dreams of T-Dub died today&#8230; - I told you so&#8230;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:32:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] line is that Tiger did not heed any of my suggestions.  Shame on you Tiger.  You are taking the hard road and trying to atone for the transgressions.  [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] line is that Tiger did not heed any of my suggestions.  Shame on you Tiger.  You are taking the hard road and trying to atone for the transgressions.  [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Downtown musings and the Rollerhobo! by Kelly</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2010/02/17/downtown-musings-and-the-rollerhobo/comment-page-1/#comment-130</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 00:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha... congratulatory letter from MADD?! That would be funny! 

Moving is such a bitch, I&#039;m glad you are all nice and settled in.  But be careful down there... I know what happens to cute leggy blonds downtown.  They can easily get taken advantage of I really suggest carrying some mace or you could be like my sis who always has a swiss army knife just in case.  Hehe.  But do be careful, downtown can be madness... my first time visiting downtown to move here, we passed by a pimp slapping his ho... oh the great stuff you can see by trolley stops</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha&#8230; congratulatory letter from MADD?! That would be funny! </p>
<p>Moving is such a bitch, I&#8217;m glad you are all nice and settled in.  But be careful down there&#8230; I know what happens to cute leggy blonds downtown.  They can easily get taken advantage of I really suggest carrying some mace or you could be like my sis who always has a swiss army knife just in case.  Hehe.  But do be careful, downtown can be madness&#8230; my first time visiting downtown to move here, we passed by a pimp slapping his ho&#8230; oh the great stuff you can see by trolley stops</p>
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		<title>Comment on Babies, Moving and Laziness by Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Downtown musings and the Rollerhobo! - I told you so&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2010/02/10/babies-moving-and-laziness/comment-page-1/#comment-129</link>
		<dc:creator>Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Downtown musings and the Rollerhobo! - I told you so&#8230;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] move is basically over&#8230; sweet baby jesus, my move is OVER!  It has been a few days of aggravation [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] move is basically over&#8230; sweet baby jesus, my move is OVER!  It has been a few days of aggravation [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Randomness I by Dman</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2009/12/21/randomness-i/comment-page-1/#comment-119</link>
		<dc:creator>Dman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Triple Sec is pretty bad.  I&#039;m sure the person who brought it didn&#039;t even intend on drinking any of it too, but rather leached off of the real booze others brought.  At my party a few months ago, the Gratdog brought an open fifth of Buttershots that he inherited when his grandfather croaked.  The label isn&#039;t even current, so you know its at least 5 years old.  **This party theme is that everyone (or group of a few) brings a bottle contribution to the open bar staffed with a bartender to make your drinks.** So he plops that bottle on the bar as George, Nelson and I all were laughing at him. &quot;What are you drinking this with&quot;, I asked sarcastically. &quot;We&#039;ve got diet coke, tonic, soda...&quot; Oh no, he didn&#039;t actually plan on drinking buttershots-nobody would...Gratdog promply orders a jack and diet coke.  I don&#039;t get how socially retarded some people are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Triple Sec is pretty bad.  I&#8217;m sure the person who brought it didn&#8217;t even intend on drinking any of it too, but rather leached off of the real booze others brought.  At my party a few months ago, the Gratdog brought an open fifth of Buttershots that he inherited when his grandfather croaked.  The label isn&#8217;t even current, so you know its at least 5 years old.  **This party theme is that everyone (or group of a few) brings a bottle contribution to the open bar staffed with a bartender to make your drinks.** So he plops that bottle on the bar as George, Nelson and I all were laughing at him. &#8220;What are you drinking this with&#8221;, I asked sarcastically. &#8220;We&#8217;ve got diet coke, tonic, soda&#8230;&#8221; Oh no, he didn&#8217;t actually plan on drinking buttershots-nobody would&#8230;Gratdog promply orders a jack and diet coke.  I don&#8217;t get how socially retarded some people are.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Babies, Moving and Laziness by Kelly</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2010/02/10/babies-moving-and-laziness/comment-page-1/#comment-117</link>
		<dc:creator>Kelly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As my mom always says... Hire someone to do it.  If you have money there is always someone willing to do it.  Honestly, its totally worth it to spend like 200 on movers and get the job done all at once and not having to lift a thing.  Oh its delightful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As my mom always says&#8230; Hire someone to do it.  If you have money there is always someone willing to do it.  Honestly, its totally worth it to spend like 200 on movers and get the job done all at once and not having to lift a thing.  Oh its delightful.</p>
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		<title>Comment on John Denver is NOT full of shit by admin</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2010/02/08/john-denver-is-not-full-of-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-116</link>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anytime pal, you&#039;re on... I beat you once and I can easily beat you again.  You are lucky you helped me on the slopes otherwise I would have beaten you 4-0!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anytime pal, you&#8217;re on&#8230; I beat you once and I can easily beat you again.  You are lucky you helped me on the slopes otherwise I would have beaten you 4-0!</p>
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		<title>Comment on John Denver is NOT full of shit by Allison</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2010/02/08/john-denver-is-not-full-of-shit/comment-page-1/#comment-112</link>
		<dc:creator>Allison</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want a flip-cup rematch next boarding trip! I think luck play the key role in your success (especially with CK) and I will guarantee a victory next time around. I can only imagine your giant snow angel remainders left in the snow... 

P.S. hilarious!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want a flip-cup rematch next boarding trip! I think luck play the key role in your success (especially with CK) and I will guarantee a victory next time around. I can only imagine your giant snow angel remainders left in the snow&#8230; </p>
<p>P.S. hilarious!</p>
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		<title>Comment on Are we on our way down the toilet? by Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; John Denver is NOT full of shit - I told you so&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2010/01/25/are-we-on-our-way-down-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-110</link>
		<dc:creator>Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; John Denver is NOT full of shit - I told you so&#8230;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] after ranting about our society at the precipice of a giant metaphorical toilet bowl I have been conspicuously absent from my own website.  Have I been busy/lazy/tired/bored/apathetic [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] after ranting about our society at the precipice of a giant metaphorical toilet bowl I have been conspicuously absent from my own website.  Have I been busy/lazy/tired/bored/apathetic [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on Douche-mas has come early this year! by Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Are we on our way down the toilet? - I told you so&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2009/12/09/douche-mas-has-come-early-this-year/comment-page-1/#comment-100</link>
		<dc:creator>Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Are we on our way down the toilet? - I told you so&#8230;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] with shallow illusions of each.   It has been all around me lately in my workplace, in popular entertainment, and watching the government in action.  It aggravates me at times but mostly I just join in with [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] with shallow illusions of each.   It has been all around me lately in my workplace, in popular entertainment, and watching the government in action.  It aggravates me at times but mostly I just join in with [...]</p>
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		<title>Comment on What Happens at the Sales Conference Stays at the Sales Conference? by Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Are we on our way down the toilet? - I told you so&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ultraparadoxical.com/2010/01/22/what-happens-at-the-sales-conference-stays-at-the-sales-conference/comment-page-1/#comment-99</link>
		<dc:creator>Ultraparadoxical &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Are we on our way down the toilet? - I told you so&#8230;</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] replaced those attributes with shallow illusions of each.   It has been all around me lately in my workplace, in popular entertainment, and watching the government in action.  It aggravates me at times but [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] replaced those attributes with shallow illusions of each.   It has been all around me lately in my workplace, in popular entertainment, and watching the government in action.  It aggravates me at times but [...]</p>
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