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White People Problems

As much as I am always complaining about my job and the soulsucking activities contained therein I am in no hurry to leave the company where I am working because the prison of my job allows me the freedom in my life.  I know that what I do is worthless.  I know that I achieve [...]

Take that, Rewind it back (Part 1)

I was so busy when I had first moved to Australia that I didn’t have time to write about my adventures of when I first arrived here (I know you are on the edge of your seat wondering what happened).  This is my attempt to right what once was wrong (kind of like a crappy [...]

The best/worst souljob of my entire life…

I have come to terms with the fact that I am in a soul sucking line of work.  I get a pretty good (read: bad) souljob pretty much 5 days a week.  Weather it be coddling managers and telling them what they want to hear or kissing the ass of some douchebag customer, it is pretty much nonstop.  [...]

The Visitor…

One of the nice things about being at a remote office away from my company’s headquarters is that I don’t have to deal with the various bullshit that comes with having a bunch of “bosses” all in one place.  I am virtually done with useless company “all-hands” meetings, executive ride-alongs to customer visits, and other forms of [...]

Adios San Diego!

In a month’s time I will be officially douching myself from “the Whale’s Vagina”.  There is no other way to say it.  Actually, there is another way to say it, in a month I will no longer call San Diego home.  I have been living here for over 7 years and leaving a place that [...]

Ch-ch-ch-changes… maybe?

So, I have been away for a while.  Don’t hate me.  I have my reasons.  Just pretend like I am your deadbeat Dad sending you a shoddy birthday gift 2 months late.  Feel free to be happy I care about you but determined to become a slut in 10 years to repay me for my [...]

Work stupidity

I am a changed man.  10 years in corporate America will take its toll on anyone.  The constant barrage of fake bullshit can be nauseating, but I have weathered the storm and survived intact (mostly).  Although I have resisted much of the stupidity that being a slave to the man entails there are some habits [...]

Working Late

I am sitting here on the last day of the quarter waiting for an order to book so I can have a respectable commission paycheck next month – ahhhhhh, the joys of sales.  It got me thinking a bit about my job and the rest of the jobs that fill out the corporate roster.  From [...]

Be a Team Player! Then throw yourself off the balcony…

I just endured a meeting at work today that was 40 solid minutes of nonsense.  My manager went on and on about sweet-baby-jesus-knows-what and everyone listening had a mix of confusion and annoyance on their face.  He opened it up to the audience and looked over to me for input.  “What do you think” he [...]

Are we on our way down the toilet?

“Success” in America has less to do with actual talent than any time in recent history.  We have forsaken competence, responsibility and intelligence in our country and replaced those attributes with shallow illusions of each.   It has been all around me lately in my workplace, in popular entertainment, and watching the government in action.  [...]