Throughout my dating existence I have been in many different types of relationships and each one has its own quirks and eccentricities. Everyone is different and when those people pair up it creates unique circumstances and scenarios for the people involved making every relationship its own special entity. Amongst these differences though there are similarities [...]
For the remainder of December I will be dedicating Top Nine Friday to a “Best of” series for the decade (I know its fucking crazy, the 00′s are over and no flying cars, wtf?) I am going to start with something very close to my heart – the Top Nine Albums. I have pretty much [...]
I am going to be moving soon (kill me now). It is not a long distance move but I am still dreading the whole process. My sensitivity to aggravating situations and extreme laziness make moving an experience akin to passing a kidney stone and getting my wisdom teeth removed at the same time. I have [...]
There are not that many things that suck about living in Southern California but the holiday season is one of them. The holidays come and go and it is pretty much unnoticed except a few decorations at the mall or the shitty Adult Contemporary music being replaced by shitty Christmas music at Starbucks. Southern Californians [...]
I work in a salt mine… Actually, I used to work in a salt mine. Wait… that’s not true either. The term salt mine was coined by my brother about 6 years ago when I was working at a shitty call center grinding through my 7-4 shift Tuesday through Saturday slinging Direct TV equipment. He was visiting me for [...]
For this edition of Top Nine Friday I wanted to examine a television show that has been close to my heart ever since I was just a youngster playing with GI Joe and avoiding getting my ass beat by my older brothers. That show is M.A.S.H… just kidding, I hate that fucking show. Just hearing [...]
If I am looking to buy a book, rent a movie, or watch a TV show there is one subject that I will choose over anything else – the apocalypse. From your standard 99.99% deadly virus to a global infestation of zombies to a nuclear holocaust I love me some world destruction. Basically they are all the [...]