“Dude, the Olive Garden has the BEST fettuccine alfredo. Its amazing.” Olive Garden I heard this on the street while walking back to my apartment last night. I almost stopped in my tracks to see who could have uttered such a thing. I cannot tell you the depths of my hatred for Olive Garden, I [...]
[Another day, another new contributor to Ultraparadoxical! In the short time I have known her we have had some very interesting conversations, this post is a follow-up to one of them. As usual my comments in black and her post is in red. Welcome KS and all her orally suspicious glory!] A recent discussion with [...]
I have been on many dates in my life. Some good, some bad and some in between. There is one night that is the current and probably will forever be the reigning champ for worst first date I have ever been on. It all started innocently enough after I met this chick at the bar [...]
I recently posed this questions to one of my coworkers: If you were married would you rather have your husband go to a sales conference or a guys weekend in Vegas? Her answer: unequivocally – guys weekend in Vegas. People are absolutely shameless at our company events. I just had my annual work conference (which [...]
Throughout my dating existence I have been in many different types of relationships and each one has its own quirks and eccentricities. Everyone is different and when those people pair up it creates unique circumstances and scenarios for the people involved making every relationship its own special entity. Amongst these differences though there are similarities [...]
In my estimation all women are crazy and all men are bastards. Don’t ask me how it works - I think It has something to do with Testosterone, Etstrogen or maybe Chlorophyll. No matter how hard a guy tries there is always a percentage of him that at his core is an asshole and craziness just comes naturally to women [...]