I am finally getting a camera-phone (I know, welcome to 2006, Mr. Ultraparadoxical). The corporate blackberry I had been using did not have that capability but I am getting a new one by next week. Besides the obvious bonus of being able to send pictures of my genitalia to my friends and loved ones it [...]
I came into work today and one of my co-workers dropped a bomb on me. He said he fucked my Mother. Just kidding! – that did actually (maybe) happen to Lebron James right before game 4 of the Eastern Conference Semi-finals. Allegedly Delonte West, one of Lebron’s teammates, has been “driving the lane” on Lebron’s [...]
I have been living in downtown San Diego for about 2 months now and it has been everything I thought it would be and more. I have seen more interesting things is the short time I have lived in my new place than the 4 years I had lived at my old pad in a [...]
I have written in the past about slowing things down and not worrying about making things faster so we would be able to enjoy the things around us more. I still believe that but I know one thing for sure – waiting sucks. There are many different times in life where you are required to [...]
My move is basically over… sweet baby jesus, my move is OVER! It has been a few days of aggravation but I have moved 99% of my crap over to the new pad and I just need to add a few little things and I will be all set at my new pad downtown. For [...]
I am sick, and contrary to “Disturbed” I am NOT down with the sickness. It is not fun, it always depresses me and right now I feel absolutely worthless. Whenever someone says that they are sick and whines about it I never really have that much sympathy – I usually just wait for the complaining [...]
New Years resolutions are total bullshit. Nothing ever really comes of them 90% of the time. Usually, they are weak attempts to reform some perceived shortcoming in a person’s life and usually fail miserably. I have never made a resolution for myself and don’t intend to start now. However, there are some people that should [...]
A few random musings on a Monday afternoon: I went to a holiday party on Saturday at one my friend’s house and hung out for a few hours. While we were having a few cocktails I noticed that there was a bottle of Triple Sec on the counter. I didn’t think anything of it until [...]
I have already blogged about how Tiger could have avoided all of his troubles by adhering to a few simple rules. It is too late for Tiger though, he has already shit his bed and now he has to wallow in it… or does he? It looks pretty bad for him – his wife isn’t [...]
As I have mentioned before, I have the attention span of a hummingbird. It is not my fault though – I blame the internet. I used to be able to sit down for 45 minutes and enjoy reading a book. Now I can barely sit still for 5 minutes in the bathroom and scan a [...]