Babies, Moving and Laziness
Let me start by saying that Drew Brees has the ugliest baby I have ever seen (yes, I am an asshole). That kid is fucking ugly – hopefully he grows out of it for his sake.
The close shots of Brees and his son almost made me toss up the 7 layer nacho dip I had been housing the whole game. It kind of brings up a good question. What do you say about a friends ugly baby? The parents jam him or her in your face and you are supposed to pretend that the baby is every bit as beautiful as they think that he or she is. I don’t think that I could do it with Brees’s kid – I would stiff-arm that thing like a opposing defense back. Lets all just agree to let sleeping babies lie and I will hope that I never look down the barrel of Brees kid’s disfigured mug (again… I am an asshole, but you knew that already).
In other news, I am moving to a new place right now and hate life. I own just about nothing and I still despise the whole process – I am so lazy about the whole thing it is pathetic. I can’t help it though – manual labor and I just do not get along. Moving seems like it is going to be a fairly straightforward process then every little thing pops up and it ends up taking 5 times as long as you thought it would. I feel bad for the people that have a ton of stuff – I would rather give Shaq a hand-job than move a huge house worth of stuff. I couldn’t imagine the process if I had a family and grown up furniture and I had to move. I would absolutely lose my mind. I hope to be done by the end of this weekend and I will finally be content – or at least as close to content as I can be heading into another work week at the salt mine. Oh wait… no work on Monday… booooya!
In other words I’m cutting this post short and I won’t be posting again until a week from today… wish me luck on my move!
As my mom always says… Hire someone to do it. If you have money there is always someone willing to do it. Honestly, its totally worth it to spend like 200 on movers and get the job done all at once and not having to lift a thing. Oh its delightful.
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Don’t be so fucking modest: “Drew Brees’ ugly baby” results in a number one search result!!! What’s the over/under on Brees bailing the combover?