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February 2010

My Winter Olympics Boner

The opening day of the Olympics was the first day that I was officially moved into my new place.  Since I have been at home cleaning, rearranging and getting my shit together I have watched a ton of the Olympics. While putting my bookcase together I cheered for cross country skiers and as I was [...]

Be a Team Player! Then throw yourself off the balcony…

I just endured a meeting at work today that was 40 solid minutes of nonsense.  My manager went on and on about sweet-baby-jesus-knows-what and everyone listening had a mix of confusion and annoyance on their face.  He opened it up to the audience and looked over to me for input.  “What do you think” he [...]

My dreams of T-Dub died today…

I am winding up my work day and I am in the midst of watching Tiger Wood’s apology video. There are a few things that need to be said:

Downtown musings and the Rollerhobo!

My move is basically over… sweet baby jesus, my move is OVER!  It has been a few days of aggravation but I have moved 99% of my crap over to the new pad and I just need to add a few little things and I will be all set at my new pad downtown.  For [...]

Babies, Moving and Laziness

Let me start by saying that Drew Brees has the ugliest baby I have ever seen (yes, I am an asshole).  That kid is fucking ugly – hopefully he grows out of it for his sake.

John Denver is NOT full of shit

So… after ranting about our society at the precipice of a giant metaphorical toilet bowl I have been conspicuously absent from my own website.  Have I been busy/lazy/tired/bored/apathetic and the thought of writing on ultraparadoxical.com been a bit daunting of late?  Yes – but I am back and reinvigorated… kind of… maybe… a little bit.  [...]