The opening day of the Olympics was the first day that I was officially moved into my new place. Since I have been at home cleaning, rearranging and getting my shit together I have watched a ton of the Olympics. While putting my bookcase together I cheered for cross country skiers and as I was [...]
I just endured a meeting at work today that was 40 solid minutes of nonsense. My manager went on and on about sweet-baby-jesus-knows-what and everyone listening had a mix of confusion and annoyance on their face. He opened it up to the audience and looked over to me for input. “What do you think” he [...]
I am winding up my work day and I am in the midst of watching Tiger Wood’s apology video. There are a few things that need to be said:
My move is basically over… sweet baby jesus, my move is OVER! It has been a few days of aggravation but I have moved 99% of my crap over to the new pad and I just need to add a few little things and I will be all set at my new pad downtown. For [...]
Let me start by saying that Drew Brees has the ugliest baby I have ever seen (yes, I am an asshole). That kid is fucking ugly – hopefully he grows out of it for his sake.
So… after ranting about our society at the precipice of a giant metaphorical toilet bowl I have been conspicuously absent from my own website. Have I been busy/lazy/tired/bored/apathetic and the thought of writing on ultraparadoxical.com been a bit daunting of late? Yes – but I am back and reinvigorated… kind of… maybe… a little bit. [...]