New Years resolutions are total bullshit. Nothing ever really comes of them 90% of the time. Usually, they are weak attempts to reform some perceived shortcoming in a person’s life and usually fail miserably. I have never made a resolution for myself and don’t intend to start now. However, there are some people that should [...]
A few random musings on a Monday afternoon: I went to a holiday party on Saturday at one my friend’s house and hung out for a few hours. While we were having a few cocktails I noticed that there was a bottle of Triple Sec on the counter. I didn’t think anything of it until [...]
Throughout my dating existence I have been in many different types of relationships and each one has its own quirks and eccentricities. Everyone is different and when those people pair up it creates unique circumstances and scenarios for the people involved making every relationship its own special entity. Amongst these differences though there are similarities [...]
I have already blogged about how Tiger could have avoided all of his troubles by adhering to a few simple rules. It is too late for Tiger though, he has already shit his bed and now he has to wallow in it… or does he? It looks pretty bad for him – his wife isn’t [...]
There is nothing I like better than going to check out some bands play. Some people prefer tailgating, going out dancing or sitting at home on the couch watching Three’s Company reruns on a Tuesday afternoon to get their “drink on” but, for me, concerts are the best all around drinking pastimes. The people watching [...]
MTV really upped the douchebag ante with their newest reality show, Jersey Shore. Apparently a producer over at MTV decided that The Real World was just not trashy enough so they looked deep into the armpit of America and found a bunch of self proclaimed “Guidos” and “Guidettes” to live together for a few weeks [...]
As I have mentioned before, I have the attention span of a hummingbird. It is not my fault though – I blame the internet. I used to be able to sit down for 45 minutes and enjoy reading a book. Now I can barely sit still for 5 minutes in the bathroom and scan a [...]
For the remainder of December I will be dedicating Top Nine Friday to a “Best of” series for the decade (I know its fucking crazy, the 00′s are over and no flying cars, wtf?) I am going to start with something very close to my heart – the Top Nine Albums. I have pretty much [...]
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger – you sorry son of a bitch. Actually, I don’t feel bad for him at all, he shat his bed and now he needs to lie in it (if you are not familiar with the story read it here and while you are at it leave the cave you are living in [...]