Archive for November, 2009

Passion and Addiction

Posted in Musings on November 30th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

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I wish I was passionate about something in life.  I could do with just about anything and not be too upset.  I am always jealous of people who can throw themselves into their work or have something that they can earnestly focus their energies on and have immense satisfaction upon reaching their goals.  I don’t think I have that gene in me for some reason… or maybe I have just not found the thing that I am passionate about.  Events happen and goals are achieved that I probably should be excited about but I don’t really care.  The reason why people watch sports, admire celebrities or look up to certain people in everyday life is because of the passion they exude (or we perceive them to exude) not necessarily their talent or the things they do.  Being passionate is admirable and can be good it is also something that can have very negative consequences.  I guess I choose to error on the side of caution and not get wrapped up in any one thing but I definitely wonder if I am missing out on an important part of life.

When someone is doing something because they love doing that “thing” it is obvious.  Being waited on by some douche bag working at Chili’s who hates his job is far different than being helped by the owner of a restaurant who dreams of having a successful establishment.  The difference is passion.  If everyone had the same feelings as that restaurant owner we would be living in a far better world.  Imagine if everyone cared about what they did at a personal level – things would run smoothly and there would be fewer aggravations in everyday life.  Plus when you come home from doing something that you are passionate about you are a better person to deal with outside of the job.  I remember when I was working at the Salt Mine – I was an insufferable son of a bitch.  I spent over 8 hours a day doing something that I absolutely despised – unless I was coming home to a lingerie bra-and-panty tickle fight party (which I wasn’t)  there would be no way for me NOT to be in a bad mood.

*sidenote* I understand that everyone can’t always be passionate about what they do because there would be no ditch diggers or fast food workers but there are ways to artificially add passion to any position – by making them rewards based.  As I said I don’t really care about my job but I am in sales and my compensation is directly linked to how well I do.  Link  my performance to my pay and I instantly care about my job… its that easy.  Every single job should be commission based at some level.  It is the only way to make sure that someone does their job.  If the only threat of  not doing a job well is getting fired then a person will do just enough not to get canned which makes everyone’s lives far more difficult.  If you started paying the shithead clerk at the DMV a buck for every person that she helped I know that things would get done much faster. *end sidenote*

Addiction and neglect are the ugly sides of passion.  The same people who are great at what they do or excel in whatever they are interested in also tend to have substance abuse problems or focus too much of their energies on the things that they love.  The addiction aspect of passion is most evident in the creative fields like writing or music.  The biggest rock stars tend to have the biggest drug problems and the most cutting edge writers have a history of drug abuse.  The same things that make them fixate on their writing and obsess about getting everything perfect is the same force that causes them to fall into a drug of their choice and never recover.  I always find it ridiculous that people talk about eliminating addiction.  That is impossible – addiction is part of what makes us human – without people being addicted to something (read: passionate) we would not have the theory of relativity, skyscrapers or the “Snuggie”… now that is a world I do not want to live in.  Passionate people also have a tendency of losing control of other parts of their life due to focusing on the object of their passion.  Albert Einstein couldn’t balance his checkbook… he was too focused on the things that we remember him for like revolutionizing physics.  That worked out for Einstein but it can be bad for a CFO to neglect his family because all he is too focused on is his job.

I think that everyone has the ability to be passionate about SOMETHING so all is not lost for me.  I just need to find out what that SOMETHING is… and not get addicted to heroin in the process…

Censor the Sunday Evening Moon?

Posted in Television on November 23rd, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

I was watching the Bears game on Sunday Night Football witnessing Jay Cutler throw shitty passes and then pout about it on the sidelines when something happened…

I was only half paying attention to the game and half surfing the web because I knew that the Bears were destined to shit another winnable game away.  That’s not the point though.  With only a few minutes left in the 4th quarter NBC decided it was a good idea to show a slow-mo replay of Devin Hester’s bare ass.  I did a double-take – then almost a spit take… then rewound it just to make sure that I had really seen that happen. read more »

Top Nine Friday – Movin’ on up Edition

Posted in Top Nine Friday on November 20th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

moving-dayI am going to be moving soon (kill me now).  It is not a long distance move but I am still dreading the whole process.  My sensitivity to aggravating situations and extreme laziness make moving an experience akin to passing a kidney stone and getting my wisdom teeth removed at the same time.  I have been at the same place for over 5 years now so I am a bit out of practice with the whole process.  This Top Nine Friday is an exploration into the top things that someone needs to focus on when looking for a new place and making a move. read more »

Career Lessons – A Retrospective (Part Two)

Posted in Work on November 18th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

work-in-progressAfter college I thought that things were going to be different with my life… I was heading into the “REAL” world.  I was merging into the career fast lane filled with focused intelligent professionals who would stop at nothing to get the job done.  Its not.  Post college work is more like being in the left lane stuck behind an Asian lady with a bunch of Hello Kitty dolls in her back window going 52MPH.  Its frustrating, slow and at times you absolutely want to lose your shit on the people around you.  I have learned to become zen-like in my tolerance for other people’s stupidity – I have seen boneheads get promotions and brilliant people get canned… I am probably somewhere in between, so I have stuck around.  Here is the rundown: read more »

Career Lessons – A Retrospective (Part One)

Posted in Work on November 16th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

work-in-progressEven though I am a self proclaimed sloth I have had at least a part time job since I was 15.  Anything that I am doing for money will eventually become (at least sometimes) something that I inherently dislike.  Even if I was the oil-boy for the Tropicana Girls Bikini Team the alarm would go off some mornings and I would dread even having to rub down some scantily clad honeys.  Jobs to me are just that – JOBS – they are a means to an end.  Whatever I can do to make the most amount of money and suffer the least aggravation then that is what I want to do.  It opens up more freedom in my personal time where I can enjoy life.  In this 2 part series I am going to dig into the past and relive my career job by job and try to pull out some lessons that I still hold on to today.  Part one covers everything up until my college graduation… read more »

Top Nine Friday – Kwanzaaaaa Spirit Edition

Posted in Top Nine Friday on November 13th, 2009 by admin – 3 Comments

kwanzaaThere are not that many things that suck about living in Southern California but the holiday season is one of them.  The holidays come and go and it is pretty much unnoticed except a few decorations at the mall or the shitty Adult Contemporary music being replaced by shitty Christmas music at Starbucks.  Southern Californians make some pathetic attempts at holiday activities that never really turn out right.  In Del Mar they put up Christmas decorations at the horse track and people pay 15 bucks to take their car around the track and look at shitty light displays.  I did it the first year I moved here and it was so lame that halfway through we decided to “Tokyo Drift” the rest of the track and get out as soon as possible.  No cold + No snow = No REAL holiday feel.  This is the one time in the year where I wish it was a bit colder so it would FEEL more like the holidays (Only I could find something to bitch about with the beautiful weather here.)  Since I am selfish and I want to feel more holiday-ish I am dedicating this Top Nine Friday to the random things I love/hate about the  holiday season. read more »

LaaaaaaZZZZZyyyy!!!

Posted in Musings on November 11th, 2009 by admin – 3 Comments

sloth_in_a_boxMy laziness is infinite.  It is like the universe or a fat chick’s FUPA… always expanding and threatening to envelop everything.  Some people manipulate situations so they get their way or gain power in a  relationship… not me.  I manipulate things so I can sit on the couch longer, avoid work or get someone else to do something for me.  Is it pathetic?  Probably.  Is it childish?  Definitely.  Do I hate when people ask themselves rhetorical questions and immediately retort with one word answers?  Abso-fucking-lutely.  The problem is though that I have been this way for so long that I am most likely never going to change and I just need to live with it.

To give you an idea of my laziness here are a few examples: read more »

Lets Kill Small Talk!

Posted in Musings on November 9th, 2009 by admin – 2 Comments

worklife_small-talk-I have a suggestion for society.  It is groundbreaking and would change the nature of communication as we know it… We need to completely do away with small talk.  These conversations are so painful for me yet I find myself involved in them all the time at work or just with random people.  Do we really need to be babbling 24/7 about some bullshit that neither party really cares about?  I have a difficult time being really enthused about things that I ACTUALLY care about.  For me to feign enthusiasm about someone at work who cornered me in the break room regaling me with a story about their weekend is a pointless endeavor for both parties involved.

I’m not trying to be pretentious or say that everyone is boring and my daily life is one fascinating event after another.  I feel like there is no reason that we need to be communicating with each other all the time just for the sake of talking.  I know that most people could give a shit about what I did this weekend, how work is going or what the weather is like.  I am completely OK with not knowing things about someone who I am not really friends with and I am sure that they don’t want to hear my crappy story either.  We have just been trained by our culture and society to feel awkward if we do not converse with someone when we are placed in certain social settings (running into an acquaintance in public, stuck in a elevator or the work break room).  There are a few things that we can do to immediately cut down on this useless banter immediately. read more »

The Evolution of the Berfday

Posted in Musings on November 4th, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

kid-birthday-cakeBirthdays are interesting rituals.  It is supposed to be a special day but in reality it doesnt make much sense why we put such an emphasis on that day.  I have always thought that is was funny that we celebrate our emergence from our mother’s vagina.  I guess it is something that everyone has in common and surviving another year on earth is a pretty impressive feat.

Basically everyone tries to be as nice as possible to you that day.  You can be a dick to anyone and just say “Awwww, c’mon, its my birthday…” – and all is forgiven.  All for doing something that no one remembers – graduating from a fetus to a human!  Some people take it to the extreme – I have one friend that will literally extend her birthday to cover over 2 weeks of activities.  Unacceptable – I can’t be overly nice to someone fro that long.  I refuse to buy in to that program.  Your birthday is one day, you can only use your birthday to get off the hook once.  After that your friends are allowed to treat you like shit again.

I have noticed over the years that there is an evolution process to the actual birthday celebrations and I want to be the first to chronicle the import birthday “eras” read more »

The Aging of Perception

Posted in Philosophy on November 2nd, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

As a person gets older a perception that has been generating over the course of a lifetime takes hold and things become far less dynamic over time.  As a child a person is constantly in flux and their perception changes at a rapid pace.  Events and experiences major and minor can completely change someone’s view on existence and the things going on around them.  As someone ages the way that they perceive the events going on around them solidifies and their focus increases but their ability to take in their surroundings from different viewpoints decreases.  This is positive for a deeper understanding of the “chosen” perspective but it is detrimental to one’s ability to broaden one’s perception on a person’s environment.

Everyone can remember seminal events from their childhood that changed how they take in the world around them.  These events are numerous and many of then caused radical shifts in how we live our lives today.  Every single event changes us as we proceed through life but there are only certain things that can really impact the way that we process the information that is constantly flowing into our sensory mechanisms.  As we age fewer of these perception changing events occur and we become more set in our ways.  Events happen and we use our existing perception mechanisms to process the events.  Rather than changing the way external events are processed a person uses the mechanisms already entrenched to perceive the events happening in a familiar way. read more »