There are times in life where you wonder why you ever waste your time drinking and going out… then your friend makes an ass of themselves and it is all worthwhile. These are a collection of those incidents… Top 9 Drunken Moments (In no particular order) Cabo Cantina, San Diego – 2 for 1 drinks [...]
Dreams are so fascinating to me because everything is so random and logic does not apply the way I use it in every other part of my life. Dreams are jumbled and fleeting yet they can compel me to do things or infuse me with real emotion. ”I had the most fucked up dream last night…” usually precedes a convoluted [...]
I spent over 9 hours on a plane or at an airport yesterday! Wheeeee! I shouldn’t bitch, I don’t mind traveling at all really – it is a good time to read, think or do things you otherwise I would not do if I was already at my destination. For the most part I travel [...]
There will be no post on Friday (I know, put away the razor blades and drain the luke-warm water from the tub, I will be back on Monday) because I will be traveling back to my Alma Mater to hang out with some friends. I have not been back in a few years and I didn’t think I [...]
In my estimation all women are crazy and all men are bastards. Don’t ask me how it works - I think It has something to do with Testosterone, Etstrogen or maybe Chlorophyll. No matter how hard a guy tries there is always a percentage of him that at his core is an asshole and craziness just comes naturally to women [...]
I work in a salt mine… Actually, I used to work in a salt mine. Wait… that’s not true either. The term salt mine was coined by my brother about 6 years ago when I was working at a shitty call center grinding through my 7-4 shift Tuesday through Saturday slinging Direct TV equipment. He was visiting me for [...]
Sooo… I have been conducting a little experiment with myself for the past few weeks. I took my Dad up on a $100 bet and agreed to lay off the sauce for 30 days. I have about a week left and my sobriety has ranged from a non-issue to a night-ruiner and everywhere in between. I have not written a lab [...]
“Everything happens for a reason.” I hear it all the time whenever someone talks about things that have happened to them in the past. Why do so many people believe that to be true? The idea that events are culminating into some grand plan which will eventually put the individual in some sort of more [...]
For this edition of Top Nine Friday I wanted to examine a television show that has been close to my heart ever since I was just a youngster playing with GI Joe and avoiding getting my ass beat by my older brothers. That show is M.A.S.H… just kidding, I hate that fucking show. Just hearing [...]
I am so happy to be living in the era that I exist in right now but there are things about the mechanisms and customs of life that seem to be built solely to piss me off. I have been accused of being a procrastinator or lazy because I don’t want to get my dry cleaning, buy stuff for [...]